BY RANDOLPH PFAFF
I stood in line for an hour at a furniture liquidation warehouse to meet a man in face paint, neon spandex, and feathered hair.
BY MATTHEW DUFFUS
Tired of taking my vitamins
and saying my prayers,
I wanted to style and profile.
BY DANIEL ROMO
It was a boy who became a dream who played hard
like the future was a guaranteed soft landing,
no matter how high the jump was from.
BY RYAN MURPHY
It took me beating my dad at ping-pong to realize that Demolition were just a couple of middle-aged fat guys in S&M gear.
BY TODD KANEKO
Our bodies are soft and pale as we clap our hands and stomp our feet. Your body is magnificent as you bludgeon a man in the corner, as you kick a man in the ribs, as you are thrown over the top rope, the first man eliminated from the match.
BY JEANNINE MJOSETH
After 12 hours of fast food and freeways, I reached the outskirts of Columbia, South Carolina. I pulled over to the side of the road and checked my map. This couldn't be right.
BY AARON BURCH
By the Chinese zodiac, the Year of the Ox. Ronald Reagan was sworn in for his second term as president.
