BY DAN BRADY
Betty was a woman
who could get anything
she wanted when drunk—
A White Christmas
in Online Issue
Ghosts of Christmas Future
Out of Who-Ville
in Online Issue
BY AMBER SPARKS
The phone rings and the woman swirls her glass, watches wine the color of ruby coat the sides of the crystal.
White Elephant
in Online Issue
MATT PEREZ
He won every time, which was part of the game. Because John McClane does not lose.
Lumpy
in Online Issue
BY PHONG NGUYEN
Dearest Father,
Last year I stowed away on a mining vessel to this desert, the same sand planet in the outer rim where you and your smuggler buddies used to hide out.
WEIRDSMOBILE
in Online Issue
BY LESLIE PERRY
The fight had left Betty with a cut on her hand and a speck of metal oxidizing in her cornea. It all started when Bob was rehearsing for a Christmas special on NBC.