Which god did Kris Jenner cut a deal with
because I want their number,
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POP Love! "PARAMORE’S HAYLEY WILLIAMS MEETS FOR POST BREAK-UP WAFFLES"
Hayley has already kicked
her Vans off, small stack oozes syrup like a wound.
POP Love! "Letters to Ted Allen"
I don’t want to cry
on camera, and I especially don’t want to cry
over this giant gummy anatomical heart
that I haven’t even started to melt down yet.
POP Love! "3-point Night"
slow. no, slower than that. haha, oh, slower than that.
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POP Love! "Bourdain, Bended"
I love you, Anthony Bourdain, but I would love you more as a woman.
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