BY RANDOLPH PFAFF
I stood in line for an hour at a furniture liquidation warehouse to meet a man in face paint, neon spandex, and feathered hair.
Self-Portrait in a 19-inch Magnavox
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Nature Boy, C'est Moi
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BY MATTHEW DUFFUS
Tired of taking my vitamins
and saying my prayers,
I wanted to style and profile.
Jimmy Snuka Loves the World
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BY DANIEL ROMO
It was a boy who became a dream who played hard
like the future was a guaranteed soft landing,
no matter how high the jump was from.
DEMOLITION
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BY RYAN MURPHY
It took me beating my dad at ping-pong to realize that Demolition were just a couple of middle-aged fat guys in S&M gear.
May 13, 2014 The Order of Elimination: Lessons Learned from the 1988 WWF Royal Rumble Match
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BY TODD KANEKO
Our bodies are soft and pale as we clap our hands and stomp our feet. Your body is magnificent as you bludgeon a man in the corner, as you kick a man in the ribs, as you are thrown over the top rope, the first man eliminated from the match.