Trains, by Danny Caine
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Danny Caine
Trains, by Danny Caine
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Tell whoever says there’s nothing
to do in Fremont, Indiana that
the Holiday Inn Express has
free cookies all night and
a business center and a Christmas tree
all in a row in the lobby.
People who hate this
song are like people who
don’t like candy corn:
loud, everywhere, and
wrong. Do you hate
Jello too? Waffle cones?
Otters?